simsgonewrong:

"I’m too lazy to wash a fork, so I’ll just use my paintbrush."

lesbian-goddesss:

It’s 2014 and we still don’t know who killed Jenny Schecter

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
image

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shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Spotlight toilet had me dying. #mrbean #loo #lol #spotlight #toilet #idontwannaleave #happy

jessicamarie873:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

randomnutta this may help the social anxiety

HA!

so-personal:

everything personal

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

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dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

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nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

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quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

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